What My Tulpas Are Like ...

The closest I can describe what I can do is this.

If you ever see the scene in X-Men: First Class where the mutant Emma Frost visits the Russian General as his dacha ... what Emma Frost did with the General? I can do that too.

Totally. For real. :D

Mutant. And proud.

At least, when I watch the film, I can look at the scene and think "I can do that trick." I can also happily attest that it doesn't need a powerful mutant gift for telepathy. It's a mundane trick that anybody can learn - but few people do.