Using Hypnosis On Cold Callers

I've had some interesting and promising results on cold callers who drop in on my phone unsolicited to sell something to me.

Automated cold callers, just a voice recording: can't do a thing about them. But a human voice on the end - that's entirely different.

My intention is to derail their sales pitch just long enough to get them to stop a moment. Just a moment of aporia and confusion to begin with, and then tell them that while they are waiting, for example for my "ancient laptop" to boot so I can get the version of Windows, they should relax, take a deep breath in and release the tensions. They have a customer on the line, so they don't have to go anywhere, so they may as well sit back and let all the tensions drain away with each outgoing breath ...

If I succeed in inducing trance in a cold caller, I will let you know the result. And I will leave you a script here on Hypnotic Erotic for everybody to use on cold callers.

Call it a public service.

Edit: The next report is here.