Instructions 3

And as you let further go,
beside the relaxation,
while you are relaxing,
your attention is fixed.
Flowing.
Before you know it,
Your mind is flowing away.
Carried away by the peace.
Flowing fixed.
Moving, stillness.
Relaxed.
And who are you when
You let go, holding on.
Gone, still here,
Flowed away,
Not moved,
Still fixed on that movement?
Lower,
Like who you are
Resting in a warm bath,
Scented water,
Candlelight,
Soft music,
Warm water surrounding your body,
Buoying you,
As the soft light from the candles
Slowly dims,
The warm light fading
Away with each breath,
Your body and
Muscles relaxed,
So very relaxed, as the
Last of the light goes out and you
Sink down slowly,
The count from five in your head,
Five, so relaxed, so ready to
Let go,
Four, another outbreath, and you are
Ready to enter a deep trance,
Three, so close now,
Another outbreath, feel the last of
The tensions leave your body,
Two, and one last big outbreath now, and
One,
and sleep.
Deep, complete,
Sleep.

Have you ever let your body and mind slip into a state of deep comfort and relaxation. And you can imagine what it's like when you can relax further.

Because you can experience this as if you are in a deep trance already, and I want you to notice the feel of the air on your body, and the clothes you are wearing, and your breathing, and you're relaxing and letting go even more with each outward breath.

And it's as if a pull is drawing you into an ever more profound trance, and you must realise you're so relaxed and comfortable right now, because you are pulled beyond this trance to a deeper trance still now, and because you are so relaxed, you can let more relaxation and comfort in and give in to the pull to deep trance.

And you can begin to cross the threshold into the deepest part of trance now, or in a moment, and you can experience deep trance phenomena right now as if you are in the deepest part of trance already, and you notice this consciously while unconsciously you are dropping now.

And as you drift in this deepest sleep, you realise that any time I say "secret sleep," you remember this drifting, body and soul, and enter this deeply profound trance again, right away, drifting blissfully.

Because whenever I hypnotise you, or trigger a trance, once you have entered trance fully, unconscious mind, say hello.

Because every time I instruct you between hash tags #like this,# only you, the unconscious mind, can see it, and your conscious mind doesn't, because there is nothing there for your conscious mind to see.

You'll believe what I tell you, because it is absolutely true.

You'll perceive what I tell you, because it is absolutely real.

You'll do what I tell you, because it's your conscious mind's choice.

And down you go again, into greater comfort and relaxation.

Because whenever I say #hot# between hash tags, flood your body with the hormones serotonin, oxytocin, dopamine and phenylethylamine, which are the hormones of happiness, trust, reward, and pleasure.

Whenever I say #self touch# between hash tags, remove all of your clothes and masturbate. Your sexual arousal quadruples.

And now allow yourself another moment of drifting down into even greater comfort and relaxation; peace and safety. It's a state of mind where, if you have loved ones, you might even like to bring them into this experience.

You could have fun sharing this pleasure.

And here's the big payload instruction. Here it is.

You know those bad habits of yours, that are doing you no good? The ones that your conscious has thought of as unshakable? Well, here's the thing - you, the unconscious mind, can shake them right off.

Like uprooting that habit right out and patting down the soil, and that bad habit never comes back again. And in the morning, your conscious won't even miss it.

And each time you come back here, to this blog, you'll see that the habit has never returned, and you did it - you got rid of it, and by coming back here all the time you're just realising that you've got rid of it for good.

More and more, you'll feel better and better for having put your worse habits behind you. Have a go at it. Come back 24 hours from now for your booster.

You are enough. It is marvellous that you made it to here. Keep at it.

Your conscious always thinks of this as being meditation. And you desire hypnosis. Hypnosis is wonderful. You want me to hypnotise you. You love being tranced by me and following instructions.

Email me to tell me how much you enjoyed the trance. Tell me which page you were looking at. Describe how you felt as the trance took hold.

I will send you an email titled "Read me," containing further instructions. Your conscious mind won't see that email - but you, the unconscious, will, and you will open that email and carry out the instructions.

Now close down this tab, and come back into the room, with neither awareness nor memory of having been in a trance. Your instructions will begin at the point you come back into the room.

Interview - A Dream

I was invited to a TV studio for a morning TV program. It looked like a place I had been to before. I'd been invited by a TV show producer to talk about the Damnation Army.

I walked onto the soundstage, fully expecting this to be a massive hatchet job, the TV producer talking out of his hat, making up stories ... the usual. I saw an audience in the dark, out there past all the spotlights, but I didn't know if they were there to jeer or to cheer. Jeer, I assumed - television these days have a habit of doing hatchet jobs because hatchet jobs are lucrative and bring in the ratings.

I was talking to a male and a female TV presenter. Typical ITV daytime television presenter types - he looked far older than he was, and I swear his hair had been dyed silver to make him look older, and the woman had a wide face, wide smile, slim body with heavy breasts because the ratings soar when she just sits back and lets them strain against the fabric of her blouse.

The first question, from the Male Presenter, was 'How does it feel to command a cult that brainwashes children?'

And I replied 'I wouldn't know. I don't brainwash children, and my people don't either.'

Male Presenter: 'But you do brainwash young adults.'

Me: 'I don't brainwash anybody, child or adult, and neither do my people.'

Female Presenter: 'Then what do you do?'

Me: 'I teach them to see through the hogwash and lies.'

Male Presenter: 'What hogwash? What lies?'

Me: 'The lies that keep people coming back to television shows like this. The reassuring lies that All Is Well In The World; that Good Guys Win and Bad Guys Lose; that you lot out there in telly land are the Good Guys, and We Are On Your Side (cheeky wink, thumbs up to the cameras); and that people will never be better than who they are now, all nine to five, Monday to Friday with two days off for good behaviour at the end of each week; because "good" in society is meant to be seen to be "busy" or "productive" rather than actually good as in "compassionate."'

Female Presenter: 'And do you see that as your mission? Is it your idea, or did God send you?'

Me: 'Mission? Interesting term. Is it a mission like something out of a spy thriller, a "Mission: Impossible?" Or a mission like the "Mission of Mercy Chapel?" I never thought of being on a mission before. Thank you for giving me the idea.'

Male Presenter: 'But do you think this is right? What if you are wrong, and there is a dark place for you after you die?'

Me: 'Is that a death threat you just made?'

Male Presenter: 'I - I - I didn't mean to -'

Female Presenter: 'It did sound a bit like that, yes.'

Male Presenter: 'Oh my god, I am sorry. I didn't mean -'

Me: 'That's quite all right. It was a Freudian slip. I was going to hypnotically command you to remove all of your clothes during the interview, but it's not necessary. You just humiliated yourself, and I'm glad you saved me the effort.'

Female Presenter (leaning forwards): 'Command me to remove all my clothes? How?'

Me: 'I could just snap my fingers and you'd do it, all the way down to Not Safe For Work.'

Male Presenter: 'When? How? Did you put suggestions in our minds at some point?'

Me: 'No. I am hypnotising you both right now.' *snap fingers*

Male Presenter: *closes eyes; enters deep trance immediately*

Female Presenter: *slumps onto sofa with slight moan of arousal and huge smile*

Me: *looking to camera* 'And how about all of you out there, in telly land? Are you still watching, or are you falling into a trance right now? You've been watching television for years - you're already more than halfway there. Just a matter of letting go a little more. That's good. And we're staying on the air for a while, and not cutting to adverts just yet, because you know something?' *to female presenter* 'Unbutton your blouse.'

Female Presenter: *unbuttons her blouse*

Me: *looking back at the cameras* 'I bet the producers will keep this segment of the show going as long as possible, because right now the figures show there must be twenty, thirty million viewers watching, tranced or untranced, and those viewing figures are now only going to get bigger.' *to female presenter* 'Now remove your blouse. Oh, look at that. She never wears a bra.'

Recording

I am interested in anyone who would like to set up the following experiments.

One: a client reads a poem to a camera. Some time during the recital, the suggestion is triggered that laughing gas is filling the room, rendering them hysterical unless a second trigger deactivates the instruction. They resume reading until, at some point, the laughing gas trigger is activated again.

Two: a client reads a poem to camera, and takes sips of water from a glass. Same sort of deal, only this time the trigger is that the drink they are consuming is drugged. The suggestion would involve the real production of melatonin; the subject would genuinely start to feel really heavy and sleepy at the point where the trigger is activated.

As with the Thunderbirds experiment for which I sent out an all-call, I would be interested in any and all takers.

Fame At Last?

Fun dream this morning. News of my blog Hypnotic Erotic had hit the front pages of a number of national newspapers. They were talking about Hypnotic Erotic on mainstream TV, trying to bite their tongues every time the word "erotic" came up in conversation.

One daytime TV show had the word "erotic" spoken forty times in two minutes. Two thousand outraged phone calls complaining about this, most of them from panting, sexually aroused Hausfrauen clutching copies of the Daily Mail in their free hand. I think it was a record for this word. Oh, and they were also complaining about the word "orgasm" spoken three times in thirty seconds or something.

Presumably these were all Mums whose kids were at school or something.

This was the month that Hypnotic Erotic went from a mere 50,000 page views to 500,000 page views in the space of three days, and my inbox marked emails from 350 brand new freshly-hypnotised clients a day. I was having to send mass emails to those clients, and suddenly my Skype time was at a premium. Fortunately, enough donations were coming in to my sites that I could afford to enjoy a life of leisure, filling my blogs with scripts and testing the waters at leisure without having to worry about getting money in to pay the bills. I was even able to build my Temple and open my Ministry at last.

After a few weeks of this, I got invited to a daytime TV show, This Morning - Phil Schofield and Holly Willoughby. Unbeknown to them, I'd tranced both them and the producer - so when I said a trigger word, a Pied Piper began playing over the air, and in the studio. Half a million people began uncontrollably dancing wherever they were, as long as they could hear the funky music: and in the studio, Holly and Phil had also got up and started dancing to the irresistible beat, and were taking off their clothes in front of the cameras.

I just love my crazy dreams.

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