Showing posts with label reality. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reality. Show all posts

2015-02-08

Fiction Vs. Reality

Someone on my f'list has a problem separating reality from fiction. They got scared shitless by my Cassie and Alison stories, and it cost me heavily, all because they could not cope with the understanding that people sometimes write things that are not real.

Here is my official reply to hysterical, stupid, silly people.

"I have to update this for those people who, for some reason, have a problem separating reality from things that are not real.

"The following things are not real: Cinderella, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Stargate SG-1, The World of Darkness and the fiction that I write.

"Stuff like cars, taxes, the weather? That lot is all real.

"Fiction, that thing that I write on my blogs: NOT real.

"Understand now?"

2011-05-22

Still Alive!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was The Rapture.

I could have told you - nothing beats the incredible feeling of a right old trancing.

Most natural feeling in the world. And as real as taxes.